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The Monday after vacation…
1. “Rose are red. Violets are blue. I’ve got five fingers. The middle one is for you.”—My calendar when I was on vacation 2. “I’m both hellfire and holy water and the flavor you taste depends on how you treat me.” —Me, if I came with a warning 3. “The single star on Texas’ flag…
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5 years later…
Five years used to feel like an eternity…nowadays 5 years can feel like 5 days ago. 5 years ago: 1. I had my beautiful natural breasts. 2. I had my heart broken. 3. I was a “newbie” at another federal agency. 4. I was still trying to decide if I liked living in Virginia. 5.…
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Truthful Tuesday
1. The Great Debate: The toilet paper at the beginning of a roll is better than the toilet paper at the end of the roll. 2. Dreams are important: I recently attended a wedding at a vineyard and winery, now I want to purchase one. I now realize that I will have to move to…