The Truth Isn't Always Ugly

1. After months of eating “no sugar added” ketchup with my meals, real ketchup is grossly sweet! (Before anyone asks, yes it’s Heinz.)

2. I don’t know how to stop the “treat yo’ self” train that continues to roll on…and I’m not sure I want to!

3. After Dry January, one night of wine consumption and I’m back to sober living for the immediate future. I would say that my bank account thanks me, but my current “treat yo’ self” mentality has been counterproductive.

4. Him: Happy Valentine’s Day! Me: You still have a lady? Him: I do, but I need a girlfriend as well. Me: You’re greedy. What if I don’t want to share. Him: I am. That’s a good question that I don’t have the answer for. (It’s a good thing he’s not starting lineup material.)

5. If you have to ask why 50 cent was upside down to start his performance at the Super Bowl…the half time show was not for you! Move along and allow the rest of us to bask in our memories.

6. “I am under no obligation to make sense to you.”—the internet

7. Everyone uses January 1st as a fresh start but I always seem to find my renewal in February. I think February has been a transformative month for me over the years. Either way, if you needed a reminder for a fresh start or a leap of faith…this is it!

8. Related: My leap of faith usually looks more like a crash landing to others…so don’t fret too much!