The Truth Isn't Always Ugly

1. Prove Me Wrong: A homemade quilt is the original weighted blanket.

2. Empathizing with Strangers: The MAFS (Married at First Sight) wedding episodes always make me have second hand anxiety.

3. Rule of Life: “When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.”

4. Disclaimer: I wish that Louis C.K. was not the one credited for the above quote, but the internet tells me he said it…and we know that everything we read on the internet is true.

5. Asshole Incoming: Since texting was invented, it takes a minimal amount of effort to maintain friendships…yet some still don’t bother. Here I go again, expecting “me” from other people. Don’t bother texting now…it’s too late. I hope your loveless marriage continues for all the days of your life.

6. Pronunciation: How do you say the Just Do It brand? N-IKE or Ni-key….

7. Random items that just make sense: A butt pillow and a T-Rex neon light.

8. Random Fact: You might be the villain in someone else’s story.

9. iPhones: My phone recognizes “bitchacho” as a word, but still changes fuck to duck from time to time.

10. Free Advice (you didn’t ask for): If your friend is dieting…DO NOT send their favorite dessert for their birthday.