The Truth Isn't Always Ugly

1. The Great Debate: The toilet paper at the beginning of a roll is better than the toilet paper at the end of the roll.

2. Dreams are important: I recently attended a wedding at a vineyard and winery, now I want to purchase one. I now realize that I will have to move to a foreign country where I could afford one or find a sugar daddy here! Either option will work…

3. Taurus Facts: Sometimes we avoid confrontations because our mouths are capable of spitting fire.

4. Unpopular Opinion: I just finished binge watching Game of Thrones for the first time…I thought the ending was appropriate.

5. Break from reality: Resting Beach Face kicks off in just 6 working days… 🍆🍍🍑🍉

6. Life Advice: When making decisions, make sure you aren’t the one who ends up being disappointed by your decision. When making decisions, I rarely solicit or want opinions but I always consider the impacts of my decisions on others…a little too much. It’s a delicate balance that often swings in the direction of others.

7. Real Talk: “Some nights I wish I could go back in life. Not to change shit. Just to feel a couple things twice.”

8. Real Talk x2: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect” for me.

9. Life Warnings: I should have been warned that not all my adult peers would have the same work ethic as me.

10. Adult Truths (18+): “If I’m loved correctly, I do more gagging than nagging.”